Monday, March 28, 2011

I heit me laif! =(



Every single one of you think your life sucks. well let me tell you about mine. I live in a shitty house ass house that smells like salty rotting fruit or some shit. my roommate is a fucking weirdo. all he does is just mope around the house, complaining theres no food, and fucking drools everywhere. My neighbor is a fucking psycho. Almost every night i either hear him singing and humming to himself or yelling out his window at god knows who. I've tried to "make friends" with this asshole, but everytime i try to talk to him, all i get is a door slammed in my face.

Now check this shit out. I've been working at this shitty burger joint for hmm, i dunno, 11 years or some shit like that? Finally i got promoted to line cook, but im still barely making ends meet. And it just seems like my boss hates me. Like hes just always red in the face full of anger, always concerned about how much shit costs, and its like god damn dude when am i gonna get a raise? Oh and remember that neighbor guy i talked to you about? yeah he works there too.

Alright, now time for the grand finale of this crazy shit. I think i'm going crazy, honestly. Ever since I did e for the first time, i feel like my whole head is full of holes. And i guess thats my reason for my interest in beastiality. I dunno, something about little tiny animals, just makes me hard. Im not gonna lie, one day i was at my house and saw this squirrel running around, and i sat there, dick in hand, fantisizing about what it would be like.

Alright, thanks for listening. I gotta go to bed, i got another long ass day at the Krusty Krab.


My question to you, why do you hate your life?

12 comments:

  1. I think my life kinda rocks :D but cheer up mate :P you will see better days!

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  2. things get better man. You just have to make it better. Create goals and work toward them, nothing is handed to you on a silver platter. Nice looking blog.

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  3. @Photo Blog: hahaha tnx :D

    @Breaking Chris: yeah.. i know but things like those just happens when ur not lucky enough.. and btw, thanks! :D

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  4. You'll get through man, life sucks a lot. Nice blog.

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  5. so young, so angry! hang in there man. following

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  6. hang in there champ :) following :)
    also see if you can toss the capture for commenting :)

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  7. I live in a clean flat, my neighbours are nice and helpful. No bestiality. My life rocks.

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  8. Hang in there mate! Things will get better :-)

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